Backpack Review: Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical

The Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical is a solid ruck for all of your primary school needs. Attached to the back of the Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical is an enormous plastic cutout of Disney Princess Sofia The First.

The enormous plastic cutout of Disney Princess Sofia The First protrudes from the top of the pack by the zip, so it’s perfect to give daddy a paper cut (plastic cut?) when he’s opening it for the fifth time to put in another trinket that you insist on taking to school even though you don’t need it and are probably not allowed to take to school anyway. The enormous plastic cutout of Disney Princess Sofia The First is also only attached to the pack by its sides and bottom, meaning that when you use your Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical for digging in the school playground or whatever, it gets completely filled up with dirt.

Let’s talk about the storage.

External Storage

On the back of the Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical are two external pouches with unreliable velcro fastening, these are ideal for keeping conkers, acorns, leaf litter and other random crap that you want to scatter through the house later. You can also put your incredibly precious and irreplaceable La La Loopsy dolls in there under the crap, so your parents will empty them into the bin and then have to go fishing through all the rubbish to rescue them.

There is a netting pocket on either side of the Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical which is the perfect size to fit the bottom of a drinks bottle in. The pocket is perfectly calibrated so that the drinks bottle will work its way up and fall out exactly seven minutes after leaving the house, and the angle it falls out is almost guaranteed to put a crack in the bottom of the bottle.

Internal Storage

The main body of the Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical is wide enough for a standard primary school workbook, but in an ingenious design touch, the top of the Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical is curved, so that you can’t actually fit a standard primary school workbook into it without folding over the corners. There is no internal pocket for a hydration pouch or hose port.

Ergonomics

The Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical has the standard two straps. For some reason the designers of the Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical are under the impression that human necks are triangular in cross-section, because the straps come out of the pack at the same point. The straps are slightly adjustable but it’s really fiddly, which is great because I make daddy carry my bag a lot and he really enjoys it as well as it making him look super cool.

Recommendation

Though it has some flaws I would still recommend the Disney Princess Sofia The First Suburban Tactical, but to get the most out of this ruck you really need to get your daddy to do a lot of the carrying and opening and closing and so forth.

If you actually care about backpacks, you should check out The Brooks Review

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